You pesky people and all your demands…
“Because if we don’t, we lose. There are two paths.”
This is what he meant by the “Democrat Media Complex.”
It’s come to this.
“In my lifetime, this is the edgiest area of political comedy.”
I’ll be there as well.
Yes he is.
“I’m a huge Media Matters fan.”
What could go wrong?
If you can’t say something nice …
“We have moved on, people.”
“My friend Andrew.”
Er … sure.
The last laugh.
“Barack Obama is a radical, we should not be afraid to say that.”
“Speakers will be physically assaulted, not just verbally confronted.”
After he defended Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) as a “modern, high-functioning man” in a Huffington Post column, ’30 Rock’ funny …
“I had stacked up on AP and honors classes, I got an SAT tutor … and I paid for it with my own money.”
‘Wonder Woman of the left and wicked witch of the right’
“We’re all human beings here and some things are just off limits.”