Via Ben Smith. She locked up the coveted Ricky Martin endorsement today (no “she bangs” jokes, I beg you), but alas, it’s almost midnight and Pelosi’s already rolling up her sleeves in case Her Majesty has some trouble reading the clock. This is how it ends, my friends, with our special lady reduced to a punchline in a kindergarten version of “Election.” Come Tuesday, there is no tomorrow. Or is there?

Before you ask, yes, that’s Jerry O’Connell.