And you did nothing!
Worth a try anyway
Afraid of no reciprocation?
“The spread of the disease is ongoing and accelerating.”
“Everything is fine.”
Beyond his comprehension
What does “three times more infectious than the flu” actually mean?
“Don’t give me the MyPillow guy doing a song and dance up here on a Monday afternoon when people are dying in Queens!”
Frightened people object less to Big Brother
“But you’re a great interviewer by the way.”
“Democrats wielded the SALT limits in House campaigns against Republicans in wealthy blue-state suburbs…”
“The things they had in there were crazy.”
NYT: Say, about China’s reliability on coronavirus numbers …
Pettiness in a time of crisis
“The guy can barely remember what he’s talking about while he’s talking.”
Recession coming? 92% say “yes.”
“On this scale, I think it is unprecedented. I have never seen anything like this.”
“I think it all boils down to Mardi Gras.”
“The only exceptions are the only exceptions.”
High, medium, low.
Banned in Beijing?
Meet your replacement, puny human workers
“The final five will include those three.”
“Trump is literally turning all 3 cable news networks into State TV. “
“It is full speed ahead until a staffer yells ‘Iceberg.’”
What sort of lowlife could… Nevermind
2 pm ET!
How rare is rare?
“…ramping up for the next round of primaries”
“I would expect a vaccine for coronavirus would have a similar profile to those vaccines. It’s great news.”
“Use this treatment cocktail early, and don’t wait until a patient is on a ventilator in the intensive-care unit.”
Cuomo: “Not to use that power is inexplicable to me.”