Chickens coming home to roost
“Nobody showed up when literally our lives are on the line.”
“I don’t mean disrespect, but the mayor needs to take her meds.”
“…every state is vulnerable to this scheme and will be targeted if they have not been already.”
White people are the worst, says white woman
“She came down with a bug two days after Christmas…”
Five out of six from Super Tuesday
Last (ancient, white) man standing
It doesn’t add up, buddy. At least not yet
“I am antifa”
He would have wanted it this way
“These outbreaks are due to the anti-vaccine movement.”
Gun rights sanctuary status
Age discrimination spreads
Run for the hills
As well it should be
Nice career you’ve got there. Be a shame if anything happened to it.
Your crime spree has been postponed indefinitely
“For our City Council, virtue signaling is more important than governing.”
This too is costing you plenty
“Generally speaking, just because someone disagrees with you doesn’t make them crazy or evil.”
Too big to scale
If only someone could have warned them. Oh, wait…
Just give up on it
How did you become a judge again?
Out of doors, out of bounds
Every time I read a story about drug use which is full of survey results and statistics I find it …
How much would Canada give us for Washington?
Spring is in the air
Oscar the Grouch hardest hit
“We can’t have a repeat of Tulsa.”
Blizter: Hey, anyone for tennis? Wouldn’t that be nice?