May: Ask Boris Johnson.
“Police believe the nerve agent…was discarded during the March attempted assassination of the former Russian spy Sergei Skripal.”
“I don’t know if that’s what they voted for.”
Or a 12-step program to normality.
Message not received?
“I call on the Pope to come here to see what is happening.”
“France will not leave the JCPOA. Because we signed it..”
“Perhaps all that’s needed is some good will on the part of decision makers.”
“What kind of nation wants to be associated with the mass murder of men, women, and children?”
“No-one speaks for me, or for my father.”
“This government will take whatever measures we deem necessary…”
Or did he?
Spoiler alert: It didn’t go well
All over but the praying.
May: Hospital will “consider any offers”?
“What the country needs more than ever is certainty.”
“That’s just in the infancy stage but there is some discussion among the president’s aides…”
“We Europeans truly have to take our fate into our own hands.”
“…they were let down by everyone who should have been helping to protect them.”
“Early elections a game changer.”
“I feel very strongly that our opposition to racism and to sexism … are hugely important considerations in the House of Commons.”
“This conference is among the last twitches of yesterday’s world.”
Silencing the unpopular
And you thought Big Brother in the United States was intrusive?
On both sides of the pond, illegal immigrants are strangely reluctant to show up for hearings
Could be out in two and a half years.
Theresa May: “Brexit means Brexit.”
“I don’t anticipate that there is going to be major cataclysmic changes as a consequence of this.”
Heading for the exits
Should they stay or should they go?