This really was the most amazing Xweet to read this morning, in a morning of amazing things to read.
The Prime Minister of England, Keir Starmer, has seemingly awoken from a year-long slumber only to find himself - and his once fair isle - surrounded by thousands of tiny boats packed with uninvited foreigners having little inclination to contribute to their upkeep, less mind becoming anything approximating 'British.'
Worse, in the timid PM's mind, the island itself seems to be already filled with angry British peasant types who are directing their pissed off ire at, well, him and his pathetic government.
Rousing himself to address the urgency of the situation, Sir Keir has done his best Dr. Frasier Crane imitation and mournfully intoned, 'I'm listening, GB.'
He says he 'gets it.'
What a hoot.
This Starmer, the miraculously tough on channel crossers, is causing quite a few snickers and snorts of derision, as this earnest sounding language doesn't quite match up to what his government's been doing.
Like his assuring people they'd be ending the use of 'asylum hotels.'
Easy enough to say, because they're planning on substituting the government renting out housing whole cloth across the country for migrants on long-term contracts.
...He and his government are in the process of taking those hardworking sods' tax dollars and finding British landlords anywhere willing to rent their available properties to the government on five-year, guaranteed contracts, to house as many of the 30,000 some odd illegals the UK has on-hand already.
Sure, there was a tremendous amount of blowback when word of the plan leaked out, especially considering the ghastly housing crisis for citizens in Britain, but hey. This is the United Kingdom, and Starmer has way more power than some mere king.
They're gonna do it.
Sadly for Starmer, there are a few innkeepers and landlords in the country who cannot yet be bought. Worse, they are unafraid to speak out about how the PM's scheme to pack homes in their areas with foreigners living off the government teat will 'destroy' their respective villages.
...John Mappin, owner of the Camelot Castle Hotel, said he thought it was a joke when the Home Office contacted him, and ultimately rejected the offer because 'it would have destroyed the village.'
Across the channel, word is out about the generous housing offers and easy living. The border security he's suddenly concerned about and the migrant voyages the PM is now so ardently speaking of thwarting are only being planned thanks to his own policies. Why on earth would they go anywhere else?
Then there is the problem of Starmer's track record. He does love him some tired and poor, shivering to be leeches on the British taxpayer. Fellow doesn't earn that 'Two-Tier' Keir sobriquet for doin' nuthin', you know.
Only the most gullible of the herd believe Starmer's current pablum.
No one in that country is forgetting that Starmer will protect the most violent of foreign criminals and treat the most mundane missteps of angry British citizens as if he were sorry he hadn't a better gulag to pack them away in forever.
Although sometimes, where he imprisons them for thought crimes winds up being the last place on Earth they ever see.
...Another extremely harsh sentence was imposed on Peter Lynch, a 61-year-old grandfather, who was part of a group that gathered outside a Holiday Inn hotel in Rotherham on August 4. He was jailed for nearly three years for shouting “racist and provocative remarks” at police and calling asylum seekers in the hotel “child killers”.
Tragically, Peter is thought to have taken his own life at the weekend, no doubt ashamed and shaken to the core by his punishment. Serious questions remain about what fate awaits anyone branded “far-Right” when they enter a prison with a high number of Muslim inmates.
Sir Keir Starmer promised a crackdown on “far-Right thugs” after the disorder that erupted following the killings at a Taylor Swift holiday dance club. While laying a wreath for the three girls, Starmer scuttled away when an aggrieved person in the crowd shouted, “How many more, Prime Minister?” The PM’s firm action won praise in some quarters, but the treatment of Connolly and Lynch feels more like vengeance and political retribution than justice.
As for that crackdown on 'far-right thugs' from the PM, who blamed 'far-right thuggery' for planning and coordinating the protests that broke out against the illegal population flooding the country after the appalling slaughter of those three little girls in Southport last summer? The speech where Starmer threatened only the ' far right' completely ignoring the waves of violent riots which broke out in immigrant communities across the UK in August?
“So no, I won’t shy away from calling it what it is… far right thuggery.”
Here we are, nine months removed from those bold words and a newly released police report on the '24 Summer Race Riots, which found there was no organized 'right-wing' anything to blame for the melees across the country.
The vast majority of people snatched up in Starmer's 'far right' crackdown during the protests hadn't so much as a traffic ticket, less mind records for organized gang violence. And yet they, not the 'migrants' with machetes, were the ones who paid the price.
Just British citizens who had had enough of indulging the foreigners at the expense of citizens and their very lives.
...During our inspection, we found no conclusive or compelling evidence that the 2024 disorder was deliberately premeditated and co-ordinated by any specific group or network. Most people who took part in the disorder lived locally. Before the 2024 disorder, many of them hadn’t been convicted of disorder-related offences. The police arrested 147 children, some as young as 11 years old. The oldest person arrested and convicted for assault was a man aged 81. The events that led to their arrests mainly involved public expressions of disaffection, online and on the streets of UK towns and cities. The murders of three young girls in Southport triggered these events. But they turned into widespread and often serious disorder because of many other complex factors.
The British police arrested children as young as 11. For mostly public expressions 'of disaffection, online and on the streets.'
You didn't have to throw a punch. Or burn down a hotel for migrants.
You could wind up in a Starmer gulag for literally years for simply shouting or typing.
You still can.
🚨BREAKING: Bombshell police report finds there was no far-right links to the Southport riots
— Inevitable West (@Inevitablewest) May 7, 2025
This is a massive blow for Starmer! pic.twitter.com/iWOYlJ7SpB
There's been no apology from the 'listening' Prime Minister. This fellow who now supposedly 'gets it.'
Farage is holding Starmer's feet to the fire.
Farage bringing up Starmers woeful speech from Monday.
— Jardine (@oJARDINEo) May 14, 2025
Highlighting that our county hasn't got a grip on illegal immigration.
The fact that an Iranian terrorist sleeper cell came over unvetted on a boat and was allowed to be housed by our government is pitiful...#PMQs pic.twitter.com/g13gFg5pjL
'...Since the speech on Monday, one thousand young, undocumented young males have crossed the English Channel...'
And British polls are sending Starmer a message that not a soul is buying the mealy-mouthed mewling.
🚨 NEW: Fresh seat projection shows Reform UK storming to 372 seats — up 367.
— Darren Grimes (@darrengrimes_) May 14, 2025
Labour wiped out. Tories collapsed. Country painted turquoise.
This isn’t a protest vote. It’s a revolt.
Britain’s sending a message to the establishment parties — and it’s not asking politely. pic.twitter.com/JchUPgVeWt
I doubt Starmer will ever really 'get it' until he gets it good and hard.
