Ruining it for everyone
Last Gasp Saloon.
“So how was your night last night?”
“But — but I want to go back to that 70 percent number.”
Bloomberg may get in. Maybe
“All they have said on the tool and calculation side is, ‘Trust us.'”
“There’s blood in the water.”
Of course, we know which half he’s talking about
Naughty or nice?
Not illegal. Just lame.
“yeah, those results are a bummer.”
How that happened is anybody’s guess
“It’s been an overreaction.”
Just “another white guy in the race.”
All in favor of new rules, raise your hands
RIP, H. Ross Perot.
And this time he might mean it
“Oh, God, inside the Beltway everybody thinks I’m a low-double-digit IQ.”
“I will do whatever it takes, for as long as it takes, to remove a president.”
Too clever by half
“I should be a little bit more tempered.”
Pulling the ejection handle.
“I regard it as a purely temporary phenomenon”
Burning down the House.
Announcing that he has nothing to announce? How meta!
“What we’re trying to do is let the people’s voice be heard.”
“I can’t stand by when he allows Klansman and neo-Nazis to demonstrate as they did…”
“So you’d like to see impeachment efforts?”
“…take Trump out tonight.”
“We know that this idea has been under serious consideration in the White House…”
It’s a mystery, I tell ya
Global warming least of all concerns.
Party of science.
Best of intentions.
Oh, my. How times have changed
She’s above her own stay at home order, you know.