Life is a contact sport
We haven’t entirely pegged the stupid meter yet, but we’re getting close
So this should be productive
Sire, the snowflakes are revolting!
Stick with what works, I guess
This should fix everything
No go and think about what you’ve done. Or might do. Or something.
We must protect free speech and democracy for the children, so shut up
You’re not being inclusive enough with your fancy food and air conditioning
A thin band of sunlight shines through
Beware the white walker
Best of luck with that new society
“This is not a day care. This is a university!”
A two-prong strategy
“One or more senators may end up splitting their votes…”