Put down the snack chips, people
Forbes: “We believe the U.S. economy is back in expansionary mode.”
“It’s bad. It’s bad.”
“We have now tariffed our way into a manufacturing recession in the U.S. and globally.”
“Internal polling looks great, the best ever!”
“I don’t want a recession because I don’t want these workers in here to face a recession.”
Take your pick
Acknowledged behind closed doors
A “Let them eat cake” moment?
“The stars are aligned across the curve that the economy is headed for a big fall.”
“The recession talk was always overstated.”
“His tax and spending proposals will result in very large deficits and a much higher debt load.”
Signed, sealed and delivered
But I thought the Obama economy was roaring…
“Although I think we’re going to have a lot of crossover, I do believe we’ll have Democrats, Independents.”
Send in Bilbo Baggins
Income inequality? Or bad data tracking?
Well, that’s just weird.
The only game in town?
Chart of the day?
Lucky number 28?
Longest recession evah.
“Our economy is facing a major headwind … and that’s Republicans in Congress.”
Worst retail season in four years.
Static vs dynamic analysis.
Irony in the extreme
“The Minneapolis City Council is not asking you to put police abolition on the ballot…” Huh?