There’s a surprise, your honor
Hey… why not, right?
“You need to stand up!”
Otto Warmbier unavailable for comment.
I can’t get up.
Pyongyang: Our missiles are only aimed at the US.
“I’m confident South Korea will reject this absurd overture…”
Keeping it on the down low
“See, they are quite controlling on behavioral change.”
Why the American media would believe a corrupt, 3rd world government over our Olympians…
Taking a dive.
Bolt from the blue
Still firing… on all cylinders
Down goes Phelps!…er, check that…Phelps wins gold by two seconds.
Protest or lapse?
USA! USA! USA!
Because… you know… all the Islamophobia.
Refreshing to see a Dem refer to a tax as a penalty.
So much for the world peace propaganda from Rio.
Rotting from the head down
Hit the showers
“At such a young age, Wise has the lifestyle of an adult.”
Try the vodka instead.
“promoting a specific narrative, designed to reinforce the Chinese Communist Party’s tightening rule”