Party like nobody’s watching
Good luck with that “bail reform”
Imagine our surprise
Because it’s New York
That should fix everything
The party of mob rule
Is this what the social justice warriors wanted?
Movin’ on out
“The NYPD announced that the officer has been suspended effective Friday…”
“It’s sad to get beat up for wearing this hat. This is America.”
Civil Rights Division objected?
“Our office vigorously prosecutes all failure-to-verify cases.”
Protecting you from even the dumbest people
“We will find out the truth.”
Still not big fans
“No one is to know.”
“Stand back. I don’t want to hurt you.”
“…fundamental fairness requires a dismissal of this tainted case”
“A woman should not have to surrender confidential intimate information that’s immaterial to the case to defend herself…”
Never a good plan
“…the idea that NYPD couldn’t have acted before DOJ has always been a lie.”
“First time he’s facing the same justice system as the rest of us.”
“…she needed protection — not only from her alleged assailant, but from the elected official responsible for prosecuting him.”
I don’t suppose you could just be happy that fewer people are being killed, huh?
Also: Just how much did the board know, anyway?
NYPD: “If the guy’s name was Harvey Schmuck…”
“I told you, if you don’t have a tip, then f— off!”
“there unquestionably is creeping apathy among the public about the work and role of its police officers”
State vs municipal
… at least sometimes, anyway
“off duty plain clothes officer…received 6 inch gash on his face from 11in butcher knife.”
A local affair
Eating worms in the Big Apple
You’ll just need to guess from now on
Takin’ it to the streets of MSNBC
Good luck, hoser. Eh?
“Al-Imam arrived at the Mission shortly after the attack began…”
Did CNN try to “table” criticism of Schiff?