They all lived happily ever after?
Three guesses and the first two don’t count
Mind your business
Assuming you believe him
You’ve got to be kidding me
Perhaps the wrong kind of “high”
“The terror of this incident is clearly not communicated to the judge…”
Sure, just let everyone out
And now none of the victims will receive justice
Still cooling her heels in jail
Still not big fans
Man of the peeps… or perps
This might be a long stretch
Jailbird flies free
Let me out because I said so
“Your committee is going to order the Attorney General of the United States to be arrested by the sergeant of arms and put in jail?”
And it’s on with the show, folks
Is Maduro still strong enough to jail him?
Lock Her Up! (She’s got a straw!)
Let the good times roll
Would you care to explain?
An appealing thought, but…
Is this justice?
“…some of them showed no remorse when detectives questioned them about what they witnessed.”
“I hope to encourage them to take personal responsibility…”
“Can you imagine the outcry…”
There’s a difference between “locking somebody up” and prosecuting a suspect
That’s not how this works
Perhaps if we just made it legal… like The Purge
“You have to go with it. The decision’s been made, and that is the law of the land.”
“This has never been a gay or lesbian issue for me. This is about upholding the word of God.”
Finally, there is an adult in the room