“We cannot do anything about the way you are being treated in your home-state.”
Thin blue line
Up in smoke
Pritzker: “No concerns at all.”
Trying to make waves
“This action was highly unusual…”
But mostly on a technicality
“Takeka Martin said her brother lost his job about two weeks ago and was very upset.”
“It’s just the way the world works.”
LA bishop resigns … thirteen years after “credible” abuse allegation.
Prison career just beginning?
A war zone where you least expect one
The legislative revolution is brewing in the Land of Lincoln
“we’re gonna have to consider new ways of thinking about these problems, like a universal income.”
Not quite so unarmed as it turns out
“Where are the police?”
“The bottom line was that they were prepared.”
Mostly symbolic, but still carrying a warning
Turnabout is fair play
“do you ever regret hitting me?”
Sorry. Not far enough to the left
13 more to go
And it’s good for you.
What could possibly go… nevermind
We may never know the reason…
“…I went through a phase where I wanted to be an architect.”
If you commit crime like an adult you get treated like an adult
Let the blame game begin
“Illinois continued to reward the state’s powerful unions with more generous benefits.”
Going for the record
“I mean he sold our country to The Russians.”
“90,000 records stolen by Russian state actors contained drivers license numbers”
The mob is generally better organized than this
When is a child no longer a child?
But of course…
It’s come to this
Keeping the business of the people in business
This is not a joke. Or if it is, it’s a really bad one
Ho ho homicide
Hard to stop the killing rate without catching the killers
Seven people got mad. Whoop-dee…whatevs.