With the full cooperation of Mexico
Say whatever you need to, Senator
“Families are coming in caravans and on their own because it works.”
“I ask myself, is it possible that this señor thinks we have papers? He knows we don’t speak English.”
“Margarita Lopez, a migrant from Honduras, said she would definitely jump the fence to the U.S. if she got the chance.”
“…the majority of them are men.”
“No city in the world is prepared to receive this … avalanche.”
Okay.
“Immigrants are the lifeblood of our nation. They are our power and our strength.”
“Let them know that we are going to cross to Mexico!”
“Mexico said it intends to stop the caravan.”
“The mother of all political problems in this country.”
“We at this network are putting that spin on the story,”
Wut.
Stemming the tide, one way or another
The president asked me to tell you….
“El Salvador is listed as the country of origin for all 11 suspects.”
Smokey sends reinforcements
Funny how that works
Clearly, Trump likes kids.
That’s not how any of this works…
“I told you, if you don’t have a tip, then f— off!”
Or totally impossible, actually
The easy way or the hard way. Your call
Emptied out
Look on the bright side. There’s less snow in the summer
And the story only gets stranger from there
Welcome to Denver: Feel free to relieve yourself anywhere.
Isn’t that special…
Intentionally blind
Not even pretending to try at this point
Children can’t give consent
Just the facts, folks
Just give up on it
Well… there’s a new approach
A different approach
A reminder of obligations