“The mother of all political problems in this country.”
“We at this network are putting that spin on the story,”
Stemming the tide, one way or another
The president asked me to tell you….
“El Salvador is listed as the country of origin for all 11 suspects.”
Smokey sends reinforcements
Funny how that works
Clearly, Trump likes kids.
Take a number, pal
That’s not how any of this works…
“I told you, if you don’t have a tip, then f— off!”
Or totally impossible, actually
The easy way or the hard way. Your call
Look on the bright side. There’s less snow in the summer
It wasn’t all that long ago, really
And the story only gets stranger from there
Welcome to Denver: Feel free to relieve yourself anywhere.
Isn’t that special…
Not even pretending to try at this point
Children can’t give consent
Just the facts, folks
Just give up on it
Well… there’s a new approach
A different approach
A reminder of obligations
Be careful what you wish for
The absurd devolves into a criminal enterprise
… at least sometimes, anyway
Nice while it lasted, I guess.
There’s a different feeling out there, or so it seems
That’s a crying shame
That’s just lovely
How did you become a judge again?
You realize that harboring is a crime, right?
Why? Was your parade harboring criminals?
We can do it because it’s already been done
Perhaps you’d like some federal funding for that?
But of course will be keeping everyone safe… Somehow