If you don’t want us enforcing laws, stop passing them
RESIST is falling into a rut
Then don’t bring your kids
Zero tolerance, but it would be expensive
Sounds like a data management nightmare
Though a few hundred made a run for the border
No borders, no DACA? No NAFTA?
And “nobody is doing anything about it”
Hey, we let ICE catch a few of them, you know
And rightly so
Um… you realize that’s sort of their job, right?
Good luck with that, I guess
We’re getting a few hints
Attacking the problem at the root
Yes, you should get all Democrats to run on this
We’re not cooperating anymore! (Except for the fact that we are)
Military families can earn an exemption
You do know that’s a felony, right?
But probably not too seriously
The ones who actually put in the effort to do it the right way
Sign the letter, Sheriff
Too little, and possibly too late
Calling a thing what the thing is
So long, and be sure to write
Depends on the person, and political philosophy.
And yet somehow we do
The exception doesn’t disprove the rule
Someone’s knocking at my door…
Wasn’t that supposed to be the idea?
Scum spreads in the shadows
Remove the incentive for crossing the border
Long delayed, and not yet assured
One “John Doe” down. How many to go?
Let the farce be with you
The terrestrial kind
Rounding ’em up and moving ’em out
That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.
The tool works. It’s just not being used.
Take off, hosers