The gang’s all here
Here they come
And this one wasn’t even in California
Predictable, but seemingly doomed to failure
Winning a battle for a single presidential term
Second verse, same as the first
The “model citizen”
Brought to you by Debbie Downer
Lowering incentives for entry
Not a bug, but a feature
At last. Some honesty from Texas Democrats
Another Kate Steinle case
Nothing is simple anymore
Have a nice trip. Don’t come again
Now it’s the employers who need to “show us your papers”
Defining the obvious
How do you have more than 100 illegal workers by accident?
Perhaps you never asked?
The worm is turning
What’s a few billion dollars between undocumented friends?
Spoiler alert: It’s not the illegal aliens
If you don’t want us enforcing laws, stop passing them
RESIST is falling into a rut
Then don’t bring your kids
Zero tolerance, but it would be expensive
Sounds like a data management nightmare
Though a few hundred made a run for the border
No borders, no DACA? No NAFTA?
And “nobody is doing anything about it”
Hey, we let ICE catch a few of them, you know
And rightly so
Um… you realize that’s sort of their job, right?
Good luck with that, I guess
We’re getting a few hints
Attacking the problem at the root
Yes, you should get all Democrats to run on this
We’re not cooperating anymore! (Except for the fact that we are)
Military families can earn an exemption