I Couldn't Begin to Tell You What the FL Legislature Thought They Were Doing Today UPDATE

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They've lost their collective, cotton-pickin' minds.

Instead of trying to fake it like I have a clue, I'm just going to tell you what they DID. Or try to.

It's so bizarre and outside the pale that they all need to get called out on the carpet and reamed royally.

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I feel like I've suddenly moved to California.

So, as far as I've been able to put it together, Gov DeSantis has asked for a special session to get the immigration reform bill they'd all worked on - with Trump era refinements, like penalties for illegals who register to vote, etc - passed and gaveled in.

He was told asking them to do so was 'premature,' but then they came in anyway.

Dudes. Take a note. When something you've done has the Miami Herald dancing a giddy progressive jig...GAWD. You have messed up royally right out the box.

For some reason unknown to man, the legislative members refiled bills they called 'The Trump Act...'

Republican Sen. Joe Gruters and Republican Rep. Lawrence McClure filed identical bill to address illegal immigration in special session 2025-B on Monday.

SB 2B has been titled the “Tackling and Reforming Unlawful Migration Policy (TRUMP) Act,” aimed to strengthen the state’s approach to illegal immigration by “providing for coordination within the state and with federal immigration agencies.”

HB 1B, an identical bill, was filed in the House.

As of Monday afternoon, HB 1-B passed through the Select Committee on Illegal Immigration A and Select Committee on Illegal Immigration B. The Senate Appropriations Committee passed SB 2-B by a vote of 12-6. 

The Florida Legislature called its own special session Monday afternoon after gaveling out of Gov. Ron DeSantis’ special session – citing disagreements with aspects of the governor’s proposal.

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 But that DeSantis said was a 'bait and switch.' 

Which is what a lot of people were calling it once everyone had a chance to go over the 75 pages.

The 'open borders guy' Frog refers to is Wilton Simpson, the Commissioner of Agriculture. He is now basically the Florida border czar if this bill holds up as the legislation strips the Florida governor of his constitutional enforcement authority.

Oh, like agriculture has ever had an unbiased interest in illegal immigration?

Wait, whut?!

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A point the governor makes

The FL legislature also gave themselves a $58M raise.

I smell a trip to the state Supreme Court coming over this power grab by Big Ag.

Oh, look - there's more.

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Welp. We HAD a surplus.

I don't know what they're smoking in Tallahassee, but this is 180° out from what the voters of this state expect and demand of their elected officials. We went ruby red for a reason - not to hand it all over to big agriculture and construction while the legislature gives themselves a pay raise doing it.

Holy crap - I am blown away.

One guy - ONE GUY - voted no, and I should give him full public props for it.

You da man, Blaise Ingoglia.

Pretty easy choice here.

I'm going to be talking to our local reps here - oh, you betcha.

Damn. I am snortin' fire.

BEEGE UPDATE: Just to give you all a little side-by-side of the difference between what the governor sent them and what they did.

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GOBSMACKING

MORE THIS AM: Courtesy of the Associated Press and then a craptastic take from my own Rep Alex Andrade, who has been covering himself in glory, sneering at constituents asking, "What's with THIS?" on X. The quote section I lifted was an answer he sent to a friend, who then posted it on our county community board on Facebook.

Well...huh.

Me, AGAIN: Okay, here's another possible angle to ponder. Trulieve is a medical marijuana company.

DeSantis defeated Amendment 3 on the ballot this fall, which would have pretty much legalized pot in the state.

Look at the money the industry has handed out. 

Growing pot is agricultural, too, yo. And lucrative as hell.

I don't know what to make of the connection to yesterday if anything at all, but the documentation of the donations is there.

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Holy crap, this stinks.

You can watch the show in Tallahassee live today on The Florida Channel.

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HotAir Staff 10:00 AM | January 29, 2025
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