“We demand a clean bill that protects immigrant youth without hurting our families.”
Order this, pal
That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.
And the fact that they will all miss the point
Shooting yourself in the foot
Stop the world and let me off
Who is this guy… Houdini?
And the outrage was… non-existent
Or totally impossible, actually
On the job
“We are shot! We are shot!”
A verbal punch in the nose
“smugglers crammed more than 100 people into a tractor trailer in the stifling Texas summer heat”
The easy way or the hard way. Your call
Perhaps not a miracle, but still good news
Catch and release still alive and well
Progress, even if incremental
And the story only gets stranger from there
A no vacancy sign for prisoners
Isn’t that special…
Nothing to see here, move along
Who’s a good boy… from France?
“There are people who would be listening to this ICE representative and agreeing with them…”
“…we will execute our sworn duty and enforce the law.”
Not even pretending to try at this point
“We’re going to enforce the laws.”
The stick is working better than the carrot
A reminder of obligations
… at least sometimes, anyway
Nice while it lasted, I guess.
This is a moment of opportunity… for the White House
I bet you can guess where most of the problem areas are…
“I posted on my personal and public facebook page about a rumor about an ICE raid…”
Nice federal grant you’ve got there. Be a real shame if anything happened to it.
That’s just lovely
How did you become a judge again?
You realize that harboring is a crime, right?
Can’t hurt to try, I suppose
This is extreme all right… extremely messed up
You have to go where the business takes you
“They won’t touch him.”
“We brought shovels, spikes, first aid material.”