“[T]his one has the special ability to drive CNN and the rest of the fake news crazy!”
“It was fake news defined.”
Ice, ice baby.
“What the f—? What do we do with this?”
The winds they are a-coming
What next? Volcanos?
Head for the hills… literally
“Chuck Schumer … just made himself the most powerful man in America for the month of December.”
What goes up may come down
“Me shivering cold and my kids wet and you’re still putting a microphone in my face!”
Watch the two reservoirs
Evacuate or shelter in place?
“I’ll go try to save some lives.”
In the end, the internet ruins everything
Stop the world and let me off
What’s in your weather?
Never let a crisis go to waste.
Hard rain gonna fall
“As far as I’m concerned, I’m on my own.”
“It hurt him a lot. The presumption is that Republicans can’t count on him.”
No. No. No. No. No.
“It broke the momentum that Romney had coming in to the end of October.”
“I think, as a supporter of Gov. Romney, I did my job there too.”
Round up the usual celebrity suspects
Adjustments are being made.
And it’s not a comedy