No, this was not a waste of time
Yeah, well who isn’t?
About time, if so
But you probably knew that already
Neighbors picked her from a police lineup
A white dog is racist, or something.
The nose knows.
When the genetic police come for your pooch
Correlation is not causation.
Probably unconstitutional, but so are lots of laws
A pleasing idea, but still too much government
Have you visited a shelter lately, by chance?
On the Internet, no one knows you’re a dog.
You don’t need a support ostrich
Rare or medium?
Who can this possibly benefit?
When the end came, it arrived on four paws
It’s a ruff election cycle
Adopt local, donate local
Slush fund or government solution?
How much sea level rise do we need to flood New York City?
And I bet you can guess why
Let’s just politicize everything
Who’s a good boy… from France?
Good news for Capone
Depends which state you live in currently
“It’s a mess down there, so it’s really, really hard to find these animals and get them.”
A separate crime, and a bad one
“…the protected birds have become the latest victims of Venezuela’s growing hunger crisis.”
The timing is suspicious
What could possibly go wrong wrong wrong wrong?
A day in the life and you’ve seen it all before
When you kill it for no reason
It’s a dog’s life
How much is that doggy in the Superbowl commercial?
The Rainbow Bridge is open
One’s fine with no conviction, the other not so much
Donations for endorsements?
It’s all in the translation, you know.