Have you visited a shelter lately, by chance?
On the Internet, no one knows you’re a dog.
You don’t need a support ostrich
Who can this possibly benefit?
When the end came, it arrived on four paws
It’s a ruff election cycle
Adopt local, donate local
Slush fund or government solution?
How much sea level rise do we need to flood New York City?
And I bet you can guess why
Good news for Capone
Depends which state you live in currently
“It’s a mess down there, so it’s really, really hard to find these animals and get them.”
A separate crime, and a bad one
The timing is suspicious
What could possibly go wrong wrong wrong wrong?
A day in the life and you’ve seen it all before
When you kill it for no reason
How much is that doggy in the Superbowl commercial?
“What are we going to do, go back to kindergarten?”
Best in show.