No miniature horses or pigs either
No, this was not a waste of time
Yeah, well who isn’t?
About time, if so
But you probably knew that already
Neighbors picked her from a police lineup
A white dog is racist, or something.
The nose knows.
When the genetic police come for your pooch
Correlation is not causation.
Probably unconstitutional, but so are lots of laws
A pleasing idea, but still too much government
Have you visited a shelter lately, by chance?
On the Internet, no one knows you’re a dog.
You don’t need a support ostrich
Rare or medium?
Who can this possibly benefit?
When the end came, it arrived on four paws
It’s a ruff election cycle
Adopt local, donate local
Slush fund or government solution?
How much sea level rise do we need to flood New York City?
And I bet you can guess why
Let’s just politicize everything
Who’s a good boy… from France?
Good news for Capone
Depends which state you live in currently
“It’s a mess down there, so it’s really, really hard to find these animals and get them.”
A separate crime, and a bad one
“…the protected birds have become the latest victims of Venezuela’s growing hunger crisis.”
The timing is suspicious
What could possibly go wrong wrong wrong wrong?
A day in the life and you’ve seen it all before
When you kill it for no reason
It’s a dog’s life
How much is that doggy in the Superbowl commercial?
The Rainbow Bridge is open
Not kids. Not harmless. Not “a job”
Andrew Malcolm and the Lightning Round at 4 pm ET!