Ready to spill the beans?
And some lived happily ever after.
It’s decision-making time.
Probably not, but it’s closer than you’d think
Here comes the bride… maybe
Cheaters never prosper? Not so fast
“She kindly asks for privacy for the sake of her family.”
Or do we just need some national marriage counseling?
“Melania should do for this generation of girls what Hillary Clinton did not do for mine, and leave her jerk of a husband.”
“You get a do-over here.”
“I am sorry I did not use better judgment during those days.”
“He didn’t pinch it; he grabbed it.”
Belaboring the obvious
Til decree do us part.
Divorce, European style.
“My privacy has been invaded, my family has been hurt, my children are suffering…”
“The court’s role in the electoral process is strictly limited to determining whether a candidate complies with the Election Law.”
Let me know how that works out
“Consequently, I do not recommend a rushed reading of the text.”
Social justice warrior.
Next up: the small-group discussions.
“I am not the target, the target is another.”
Are married priests on the Vatican’s agenda?
“Congressman Grayson firmly denies Ms. Grayson’s frivolous accusations.”
“We do have a teensy bit of a reign-of-terror situation on our hands.”
“I think it overstates it to say I’m a member of the Trump team.”
Plus: More CNN whining!