Democratic National Committee
Jun 2018

Well, most of you, anyway

Apr 2018

Along with Free Stuff For All My Friends!

Mar 2018

“…a new indictment could include unnamed American co-conspirators”

Jan 2018

It seems the DNC Chair really hates his job

Jazz Shaw Jan 21, 2018 11:01 AM

Hard to blame him, I suppose

“The DNC’s 2018 will be about tailored expectations…”

Nov 2017

“So you’d like to see impeachment efforts?”

Pass the Jiffy Pop.

Oct 2017

Not getting the memo

“If the FEC finds that there was a violation, the DNC and the Clinton campaign could face fines.”

Aug 2017

Ellison: We must all embrace intersectionality

Jazz Shaw Aug 12, 2017 7:01 PM

Repeat after me: We Are All Individuals!

Apr 2017

“Donald Trump, you didn’t win this election.”

Mar 2017

DNC chair asks for resignation of all staffers

John Sexton Mar 28, 2017 7:21 PM

“We’re repairing a plane at 20,000 feet.”

Dec 2016

Reid also says his claims about Romney’s taxes were “the truth.”

“I will be ‘all-in’ to meet the challenge.”

Exit, stage very far left

“I’m in the process of deciding this issue of whether I can perform both roles.”

“…if we weren’t really careful this would be a Hillary versus Bernie proxy fight.”

“These comments sharply contrast with the Democratic National Committee platform…”

Nov 2016

“Trust me. If I wanted to rig the primary I could have.”

DNC charter specifies a full-time chairman

John Sexton Nov 15, 2016 9:21 PM

Democrats ready to break their own rules.

A man for the times

“Why should we trust you as chair to lead us through this?”

Report: DNC headquarters may have been bugged

John Sexton Nov 04, 2016 8:41 PM

“No device was recovered.”

Oct 2016

The proof is in, and Donna Brazile is lying

Campaign metaphor

Sep 2016

Everybody needs a plan B, but it gets a bit more complicated with a presidential election

Aug 2016

“…lawmakers were unable to tell the targets about the hacking because the information was so secret.”

“American intelligence agencies have virtually no doubt that the Russian government was behind the theft…”

“some are attempting to politicize this horrible tragedy…”

“…I wish them continued success in the next chapter of their career.”

Jul 2016

“part of a broad cyber attack on Democratic political organizations…”

“Several staff members have already been asked to prepare statements about their departures.”

“…the persona is a Russia-controlled platform that can act as a censored hacktivist.”

“We need to safeguard ourselves from this interference in our internal affairs.”

Jun 2016

Yeah… that must be the problem

May 2016

Willing to break a few eggs.

Mar 2016

Nothing to see here

Feb 2016

What’s a few dollars between friends?

Jan 2016

Albatross

Jun 2015

We don’t need no steeenking rules

Apr 2014
Sep 2013