Come and get ’em
“CARB will be exploring ways to…get the reductions of air pollution they so desperately need”
Just give them the keys to the planet now and be done with it
Baby, you can track my car.
The future’s not so bright
Up next, a ban on shoes!
Maybe they can use one of their robots
You can be your own car or bike rental service
Trade wars are good and easy to win.
Where are you taking me?
Your minivan knows what you did last summer
When the government makes driving a crime, only criminals will drive cars
What could possibly go wrong? Let’s see.
Can’t see how this could possibly go wrong
“…the thousands of people killed by cars as they walk our streets every year is a car problem.”
What could possibly go… oh, never mind.
So we’re really going to do this, huh?
Where are the trucks?
Look for… the union label
“Motorists still continue to opt overwhelmingly for petrol and diesel models, usually substantially cheaper.”
No more traffic stops?
The answer is, “it depends”
Because that should work wonderfully
Nice car, you hosers, eh?
“I can’t do that, Dave”
Raising the ante
This should work out brilliantly, assuming you like riding horses
Postponing the American Dream because you can’t afford a car
A good racket for some
You know you’d love an armadillo
“Prosecutors said Avenatti concealed the fact that Nike agreed to pay the coach…”