Maybe they can use one of their robots
You can be your own car or bike rental service
Trade wars are good and easy to win.
Where are you taking me?
When the government makes driving a crime, only criminals will drive cars
What could possibly go wrong? Let’s see.
Can’t see how this could possibly go wrong
“…the thousands of people killed by cars as they walk our streets every year is a car problem.”
What could possibly go… oh, never mind.
So we’re really going to do this, huh?
Where are the trucks?
Look for… the union label
“Motorists still continue to opt overwhelmingly for petrol and diesel models, usually substantially cheaper.”
No more traffic stops?
Because that should work wonderfully
Nice car, you hosers, eh?
“I can’t do that, Dave”
Raising the ante
This should work out brilliantly, assuming you like riding horses
Postponing the American Dream because you can’t afford a car
A good racket for some