“Drink it in, ladies!”
“My parting from Fox News was in no way connected to my son’s tragic passing.”
“I have helped her dramatically in her career.”
“I know because I complained.”
“They included allegations of … a nonconsensual sexual relationship…”
“This was a political and financial hit job.”
“I remain deeply grateful to Fox News…”
“Trust me, this doesn’t just happen at Fox News.”
“That’s part of the business.”
So much drama on the Trump TV.
Walking it back.
Vicente Fox apologizes to Donald Trump
Still not a done deal, your honor
But did Trump drink O’Reilly’s milkshake?
Reunited, and it feels so good…
“@FoxNews has been treating me very unfairly…”
Fair and balanced.
Eye of the beholder.
… White House balking at announcement?
“Oh, Bill, you’ve got a long list of my mistakes of my presidency…”
“He really has nowhere to go.”
Only the headline is in third person.
“I’m getting job offers left and right.”
On the beach, natch.
“Water is wet, the sun rises in the east and Fox News Channel averaged the most viewers of any cable news channel.”
“The President of the United States is continuing to spread lies that put my life at risk.”
“…he isn’t thirsty enough for Trump’s blood.”
Wait… we can fire teachers now?