Thinking about the campaign
It could be worse. No… on second thought, it probably couldn’t
And don’t forget the ear hairs
Free stuff always wins
When the cops are on your tail
This old man, he played two
Good luck with that
You’ve got to be kidding
I bet you can guess what it is
How’s that presidential campaign going?
All hat, no cattle.
You don’t want to know, but you need to
“This was not about us.”
Now there’s enough evidence…
The Biden-Bernie level and the Everyone-Else level.
Too soon to say
He’s their rock. Or is he?
The known unknowns
Nicknames, Jim Crow, and a parody website.
The battle for Texas is on.
Sure, why not?
Not “the best role for me in this battle for our nation’s future”?
He’s rubber and they’re glue
“if it’s Bernie versus Trump, I have no f***ing idea what I’m going to do.”
Had aide tell Biden it wasn’t a good idea.
Let’s talk about the Benjamins.
Give us somebody who can win
A battle for the soul of our nation?
Alike but different?
“I’ve never seen anything so half-assed.”
Who is to blame?
Welcome to the party, pal
Fair and Balanced
“There are ways that I do this that are immeasurable.”
Keep an eye on the stage moms.
Here we go again