Desperate Climate Crisis Cultists Turn to OnlyFans for ‘Sexy’ Messaging

Last week, I reported that CNN’s chief data analyst, Harry Enten, appeared with anchor John Berman this week to examine the political implications of “global warming” following the fake news reports that July was the hottest month ever recorded in this country.

Despite decades of relentless messaging and narrative-pushing, Enten reports that just 3% of voters list climate change as a top midterm concern, far behind the economy and immigration.

Clearly, the market for climate fear is collapsing. So desperate climate crisis cultists have turned to OnlyFans for ‘sexy’ messaging, hoping people ignore climate facts by being distracted by the…novel presentation.

Climate change has a PR problem.

For years, environmental messaging has sometimes felt preachy: buy less, fly less, eat less meat, recycle more. Important advice, certainly, but in an age of endless scrolling, even the biggest story on Earth can struggle to hold our attention.

So what if the answer is sex?...