A Florida man had found himself behind bars after allegedly cutting his 2-year-old cousin in the groin while babysitting him in what officials said was an attempt to “circumcise” the boy, according to the Holly Hill Police Department.

Timothoes Powell was arrested and charged with aggravated child abuse after the incident that unfolded in Daytona Beach on Oct. 17, according to a police report. …

While the surveillance videos from inside the home did not show “any blatant abuse,” the advanced practice nurse said the laceration on the boy’s groin area was “much too clean and precise to be accidental in any way,” the report said. She got a second opinion, which confirmed that the wound was too precise for a skin tear and was done with intent.

[Good Lord. That’s not even one for Vodkapundit’s Friday VIP roundup. — Ed]