Remember a few years ago when Michael Cohen was locked up in the federal pen while Michael Avenatti was on an endless media tour promoting himself as Trump’s worst nightmare? We’re probably just a few months away from seeing those roles reversed.
We live in an age of miracles, my friends.
Cohen had been serving time in Otisville but was released earlier this year due to the pandemic, as he has underlying health conditions that might have made him dry tinder for the virus if infected. He was resentenced to house arrest but, being a big dummy, landed on the cover of the New York Post a few weeks ago after he was photographed having dinner at a New York City restaurant. Contrary to popular belief, though, that’s not why the feds sent him back to prison, according to the Times. Cohen ran into trouble a week after his dinner out when he went to the federal courthouse in Manhattan to fill out some routine paperwork related to his home confinement — or so he thought.