Second verse, same as the first. 2 p.m. ET, carried live on Fox News, MSNBC, and CNN, and livestreamed right here at the Des Moines Register website. Even if, like me, you’re inclined to skip it after yesterday’s fiasco, tune in for the first five minutes to see if Nurse Ratched has been replaced and whether Iraq and immigration are still off the table.

While you wait, read this. Another day, another clumsy Clinton mouthpiece.

Update: Dear god, they’re using the same moderator.

Update: By special request of the boss, the line of the day.


Update (Bryan): I have to agree with commenter JVelez, that clip is pwnage for Obama.