Put your ballots in the trash
Down the tubes
Lock Her Up! (She’s got a straw!)
So you’ve paid for the robots but you can’t use them. What now?
Trash talking in Flint
Oscar the Grouch hardest hit
Good work if you can get it. And you can’t.
Wait… we’re giving farm subsidies to lawyers?
Well, you don’t want them mixing in with the peasants, do you?
Plus: Co-ops the new Solyndras?
And offering overtime.
And narrower networks, and government inefficiency.
The joys of bureaucracy.
“Waste to energy.”
Duty and waste.
Why is it, whenever the federal government — in all of their august and well-meaning wisdom — creates a program …
$haking my head.
Feathering the nest
To boldly go where no government employee has gone before
Iraqis want more military aid now, however.
$150 million for “volunteering for animal shelters and community groups.”
Phoning it in.
Great work, everybody.
Ron Paul will be pleased.
So, how’s that whole “cutting waste” thing working out?
Maybe they should get strip-searched.
Waste, fraud, and abuse.
“Just another example of Newt’s arrogance and self-importance.”
And not just in the Solyndra sense, either.
GSA officials mock their own excessive spending.
What did you always want at your birthday party but never had?
“The Trump teams definitely had a vaccine distribution plan.”
Has the appetite for these blank checks been exhausted?