Okay - I admit it.
Democrats are KILLING ME here.
And yesterday's little gathering of whiners was the last straw - I am forced to comment upon it.
So let's have a good time recapping the days of Dems waving tiny fists in protest, and we'll use the distinguished Democrat from Missouri, a rumored 85-year-old named Emanuel Cleaver, as our cherry on top to wrap up.
About a week and a half ago, panicked by the massive amounts of funding designated for subterranean Dem/progressive projects Elon Musk and his team of teenage savants were finding and, worse *gasp* publicly exposing - which Trump and his cabinet officers subsequently shut down - their leadership and toadies in the media were pressed into service to do something.
Admittedly, besides filing bogus lawsuits with friendly and obscure operatives disguised as federal judges, there was little left but performative art.
Last Tuesday, the Senate joined with the House as minority leaders Chuckle Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries introduced the cleverly named 'Stop the Steal' bill in support of Musk's already overwhelming success in identifying waste, fraud, and abuse.
JUST KIDDING
It's a bill intended to prevent Musk and his team from watching Democratic hands in all those different cookie jars they've each got multiple fingers jammed into. They rolled out the scary lingo and lied their asterisks off.
Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer and Representative Hakeem Jeffries, both of New York, unveiled a new bill on Tuesday called "Stop the Steal," which they say is "to prevent unlawful meddling in the Treasury Department's payment systems and protect Americans across the country."
"Over the past few days, Democrats have warned the American people that DOGE is operating like a shadow government," Schumer, the Senate minority leader, said. "It's not a real government agency. It has no authority to make spending decisions, to shut down programs or ignore federal law. This is not debatable. It's an indisputable fact."
Chuckles even started a rat-fink line (aka 'whistleblower' and we know what was getting blown) in order to flush out all of DOGE's supposed misdeeds as they rampaged through the various departments, leaving empty desks and quaking knees in their wakes.
SHOW ME WHERE THE MEAN SOUTH AFRICAN BILLIONAIRE HURT YOU
The senate.gov site went viral damn near immediately, filled to the brim with the most egregious examples of waste, fraud and abuse one could think of, and easily verifiable ones at that. But they weren't exactly reporting who the Democrats were waiting for the juicy details on.
I just submitted a complaint.
— Leftism (@LeftismForU) February 11, 2025
I hope you guys actually do your jobs and address it. https://t.co/tiLiD0M1yz pic.twitter.com/dAxzvm6hjl
Thank you for doing this Chuck https://t.co/ZcDKNyWqh4 pic.twitter.com/F5Lt5tzyFP
— pub (@smubpublius) February 10, 2025
Awkward.
Well, let's hear a rousing cheer from the Dem troops for all their efforts fighting the unelected billionaire!
UNINTELLIGIBLE: Democrats absolutely BOTCH cheer. pic.twitter.com/s7c47uPNkW
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 5, 2025
OY
Okay. Let's not.
Delayed but undaunted, the Democrats soldiered on in their quest to derail the DOGE juggernaut. Another chance came during the very first DOGE sub-committee hearings this week.
Dems sent in their dimmest (who got to use her new word), which is saying a lot, as they have a deep, deep dim bench.
U.S. Rep. Jasmine Crockett, D-Dallas, accused Republicans Wednesday of handing their constitutional role of controlling the federal purse strings to Elon Musk, whom President Donald Trump has tasked with rooting out waste in the federal government.
“People said that they were upset about TikTok, but I’m upset about the guy that runs Twitter,” Crockett said during the first hearing of the new House Subcommittee on Delivering on Government Efficiency.
...“It is time for us to do our jobs and rein in this rogue actor known as Elon Musk,” Crockett said.
🚨Democrat Jasmine Crockett just suggested, with no evidence, that Elon Musk is doing “nefarious” things with Americans’ private information. pic.twitter.com/zIutAn8qoN
— Off The Press (@OffThePress1) February 12, 2025
A veteran dim Dem sailed in right behind Crockett to basically reinforce Musk's point, even though she was completely unaware of what she was saying...but what's new?
Maxine Waters says she is worried about her privacy over what Elon Musk and Trump “might have” on her and the Democrats.
— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) February 13, 2025
“We don’t know what they have on us.”
pic.twitter.com/l81OBOmdFp
I'll give it to Aunty Max; she's right about one thing - I'd lurve to see what anybody's 'got on her' if a perp-walk for the ancient harridan follows.
Let's just say that, with the impressive start delineated at the sub-committee hearing...
The DOGE subcommittee just discovered $2.7 TRILLION in improper payments in Medicare and Medicaid overseas, to people who should not have gotten it.
— Errol Webber (@ErrolWebber) February 12, 2025
Democrats, SHUT THE FUCK UP! This government's spending needs to be audited and gutted. pic.twitter.com/da2sjib7e5
...which DOGE could only partially get into...
...frustrated Democrats were forced to take desperate measures.
So they stomped outside for a sing-along. Revered old working in the fields spirituals have been rehung with snappy new lyrics rhyming with 'Musk' to protest cutting off the Democratic money machine.
TAKE THAT
Now they’re out here singing off-key old Negro spirituals about President Trump and Elon Musk. 🥴
— DEL (@delinthecity_) February 12, 2025
At this point, I’m siding with whoever guarantees I’ll never have to hear this again. 👀
And they wonder why they lost. 🤨
Happy Hump Day 🤣pic.twitter.com/HogzOALmw2
But that wasn't the end of the fire and save-our-gravy-train brimstone.
Oh, no.
They trotted out Rep Cleaver for the unforgettable grand finale. After some 'Musky, Musky' argle-bargle, Rep Cleaver lit off like an evangelist preacher man, scaldin' his congregation with a fiery reading from the Democratic gospel of 'You get your hands off OUR money!'
Rep. Cleaver to @ElonMusk: "GO TO MOSCOW! YOU MUSTY, MOO, MOO, MOO!!" 🥴 pic.twitter.com/qeJt09QdA7
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) February 12, 2025
“...Elon Musk, you get your musty hands off of our money, or go to Moscow. You musty moo, moo, moo!”
Bless his heart.
Musty moo moo is taking off.
that musty moo moo moo has a lot to answer for pic.twitter.com/qfHGck68EL
— Amygator 🐊 *not an actual alligator (@AmyA1A) February 13, 2025
Every last Democrat should be thanking God it's almost the weekend.
Give the dim bulbs a break before they come up with anything else memorable.
Moo, moo, moo.
Blah, blah, blah.
It's all I want to say to you.
That's gonna be stuck in my head all weekend, damn them.
I've got to find a way to moove on.
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