Do as I say, not as I have recently done
“It is a good thing to give thanks unto the Lord.”
“Upon return, he will follow all necessary health and safety guidance and quarantine.”
“This is a recipe for disaster.”
Rat out your friends for fun and profit
Now they tell us.
Someone needs to turn that frown upside down
“We’re not counting cars in people’s driveways”
And Christmas may be doomed, too.
Set the table for only your own household.
Sales are strong
The other side of the story
The spirit of the season
Thankful for America’s farmers
Yes. Yes we can.
“You know, some people want to change the name Thanksgiving.”
Social media mobs strike again
Shut up and eat your turkey
“…be thankful for what you have, thankful for the people around you who are willing to help you.”
Sit back and enjoy your flight
“This success must depend upon the high average of our individual citizenship.”
Hands off, lady!
Someone needs something to be thankful for very badly
A heaping helping
“[I]n the nation as in the individual, in the long run it is character that counts. “
This should work out fabulously
“We think Thanksgiving is a day for families and for people we care about.”
Tasty, tasty, “tofurky”
Dining off the carcass?
Oh really? We feel your pain, brothers and sisters
How about we just give thanks rather than pitch for the White House tomorrow?
What could go wrong?
So much for bipartisan cooperation.
Another one bites the dust
All 50 state capitols on edge