Shut up and eat your turkey
“…be thankful for what you have, thankful for the people around you who are willing to help you.”
Sit back and enjoy your flight
“This success must depend upon the high average of our individual citizenship.”
Hands off, lady!
Someone needs something to be thankful for very badly
A heaping helping
“[I]n the nation as in the individual, in the long run it is character that counts. “
This should work out fabulously
“We think Thanksgiving is a day for families and for people we care about.”
Tasty, tasty, “tofurky”
Dining off the carcass?
Oh really? We feel your pain, brothers and sisters
How about we just give thanks rather than pitch for the White House tomorrow?
What could go wrong?
The food-stamp president.
“Anything to ignore the unborn baby.”
Why do they have such a bum rep again?
In which he upholds his reputation for profundity.
Count your blessings!
“They must reexamine and interrogate policies that place students under threat.”
Welcome to the new normal in Syria
“…to even think about making this comparison is abhorrent.”