Landing with a thud
Just words.
Soccer over football?
“For me, it’s just for me about respect.”
Okay.
“Are you still able to moonwalk?”
Dead heat
“She knows what number I’m talking about.”
What are they droning on about now?
What.
He said, he said.
“…down a significant 16 percent.”
The “jock tax.” Who knew?
Arson, vandalism and other great, American traditions
It comes to this.
No helmet for him.
Miracle?
Justice for Janet!
Tune out, drop out, turn off
Lots of demand elsewhere.
Audentes Fortuna iuvat.
Sagging
Plus, a gratuitous shot at you-know-who.
Walls.
I sure don’t. Neither should you.
End of the road.
“There are a lot of killers.”
“The pain is enormous.”
A bridge too far?
You’ll miss Peyton when he’s gone.
Take the poll!
Snack time
People making less money will too.
No one will have fun ever.
Second guesses.
Wut?
End of the road
‘Merica.
Balls.
“I didn’t alter the balls in any way.”
Unfair.
Controversy.
Eyewitnesses.
Justice.
Trending
“This is heartbreaking.”
Assuming you believe him
“He has done everything he can to undercut the media, to try and delegitimize us …”