“No one likes foreign interference.”
Well… not really
“There is no other plausible explanation.”
And let Iran run it instead.
Promises U.S. strategy is working.
“We won’t blink to defend our territory.”
Prepare to be shocked. Not.
“You are unfit to serve as our commander-in-chief.”
“Trump awaits instructions from his Saudi masters.”
“a combination of drones and cruise missiles…”
Off to see the wizards, er… viziers
That’s murder, you know.
Ladies only, please
“All is being done.”
It’s a public relations move.
“…the U.S. Department of Homeland Security and U.S. Marshals Service are all but certain who helped orchestrate the remarkable escape”
Oddly enough, no names are listed
“I’m not going to blow past this.”
The neighbors are getting nervous
Anything’s possible, I suppose
“Who can really say?”
“officials have said they have high confidence”
“At first there were eye rolls, but once they realized it was a serious request, the career guys were furious.”
Not so much an investigation after all
Another day, another story.
Price of doing business?
“Somebody really messed up.”
A ferocious murder
Right. I’m sure you’re all over this one.
“A total of 18 Saudi nationals have now been detained for investigation…”
“I’ve seen reporting to that effect … that needs to be investigated.”
“This is still a country that is less revolutionary than it is interested in improvement.”
There should be questions
Netflix and kill.