“A totally illegitimate investigation.”
“The president still hasn’t made a decision.”
“If Democrats get control of the House, do you think they’re going to treat President Trump fairly?”
On Mueller: “He’s bluffing and he’s only got a pair of twos.”
“You put a guy in jail if he’s trying to kill witnesses, not just talking to witnesses.”
“Anything Peter Strzok touched is contaminated …”
“Nor do we care.”
“Explain to me how she could be damaged. I mean, she has no reputation.”
But then he’d need to get out of Dodge
THAT’LL go over well. Also, he can’t do it.
“Eventually the decision here is going to be impeach, not impeach.”
“Informant” the key?
“Don’t know for sure” if an informant in the campaign.
“This case is essentially over.”
“I know the Justice Department better than just about anyone.”
“I think he’s getting sensitive to the fact they’ve gone on a little bit too long.”
“How can I be confident?”
“I have no knowledge of that. But I would think if it was necessary, yes.”
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“There is no campaign violation.”
Also: “I would love to speak” with Mueller’s witch-hunting investigators.
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Kim to China: I’m serious about denuclearization.
Oh yeah. He totally paid the money we said he didn’t pay
“Mueller is in Kenny Starr territory now.”
Not least of which is loyalty to the agenda, not just the President
“You have people saying, ‘I thought we got rid of this type.'”
Team of rivals.
Has SNL stopped even trying to be funny?
“I think it’s a tough decision.”