“This was a crime born out of entitlement and greed…”
In his own mind, he probably beat the system
Things aren’t looking up
The terrestrial kind
Be sure to tip the guards. And try the veal!
“the crime I committed is my rock bottom.”
“Weiner’s demonstrated history of professed, yet failed, reform make it difficult to rely on his present claim of self-awareness and transformation.”
Why would we possibly want that?
Sends a bit of a message, don’t you think?
Um… wasn’t he convicted of espionage?
You can just smell what’s coming next
Just the facts, folks
Your sentence is complete. Now get out of our country.
The White House is taking too long to answer this question
Several bridges too far
“…they executed people once a week, which we were forced to watch.”
There’s a difference between “locking somebody up” and prosecuting a suspect
Crazy or not, if you shoot the President and a bunch of other people, you should at least stay in jail
This is indeed a cry for help, but possibly not in the way Manning’s supporters portray it
That’s not how this works
“they do not maintain the same level of safety and security.”
Leave those kids alone
This is why we can’t have nice things
What’s a little felony among friends?
Seems like old times
“Fattah could face a lengthy prison term.”
We’re off to the warden
“What I did was wrong and I regret it.”
When they came for the colander wearers…
Perhaps if we just made it legal… like The Purge
You only wish I was making this stuff up
A new type of rent seeking
Sure, he robbed a bank, but dude… that’s pretty harsh