On second thought, this is Baltimore. You’ll probably totally believe it
Out: Epstein didn’t kill himself. In: Weinstein won’t kill himself
You’ve got to be kidding me
They all lived happily ever after?
Kind of harsh
Creating jobs before he’s even elected
I know you’ll be shocked
Some of this still doesn’t add up
But cooperate how?
Curiouser and curiouser
An intriguing legal theory
Democrats trying to “lock up” the vote
Could have been worse I suppose
Bonus: It involves Jessie Jackson
“A prison sentence is not a license for gov torture and human rights violations.”
“You sure about that?”
“It is a not-so-veiled threat.”
“Her closest friends have warned her she needs to be more humble and worry she’s been misled through this process.”
Maybe they can slip the ballots through the bars
Pleas and ploys.
“This is a watershed moment.”
Is there anyone left from that crew?
“It’s the right thing to do.”
Okay, guys. Joke’s over. Let me out. Um… guys?
Culture of corruption
Time off for bad behavior
A step in the right direction, but why now?
Let the good times roll
Threading the needle
If at first you do succeed …
“I lost my temper and I did not behave well, and I was wrong.”
A twisted tale that’s still not over
Trump: ““All Americans are praying for him. He’s a friend of mine.”