Bonus: It involves Jessie Jackson
“A prison sentence is not a license for gov torture and human rights violations.”
“You sure about that?”
“It is a not-so-veiled threat.”
“Her closest friends have warned her she needs to be more humble and worry she’s been misled through this process.”
Maybe they can slip the ballots through the bars
Pleas and ploys.
“This is a watershed moment.”
Is there anyone left from that crew?
“It’s the right thing to do.”
Okay, guys. Joke’s over. Let me out. Um… guys?
Culture of corruption
Time off for bad behavior
A step in the right direction, but why now?
Let the good times roll
Threading the needle
If at first you do succeed …
“I lost my temper and I did not behave well, and I was wrong.”
A twisted tale that’s still not over
“the biggest scandal story Hollywood has seen in decades”
Free speech? What’s all that about?
The Tyrant of Turkey sees all
A tablet for every cell.
Retribution vs rehabilitation
Oops, did he do it again?
“This was a crime born out of entitlement and greed…”
In his own mind, he probably beat the system
Things aren’t looking up
The terrestrial kind
Be sure to tip the guards. And try the veal!
“the crime I committed is my rock bottom.”
“Weiner’s demonstrated history of professed, yet failed, reform make it difficult to rely on his present claim of self-awareness and transformation.”
Why would we possibly want that?
Sends a bit of a message, don’t you think?
Um… wasn’t he convicted of espionage?
You can just smell what’s coming next
Just the facts, folks
Your sentence is complete. Now get out of our country.
The White House is taking too long to answer this question
“I am worried that USS Boxer has shot down their own UAS by mistake!”
Porch pirates rejoice