Dec 2017

“I’m sorry.”

“This was a crime born out of entitlement and greed…”

Nov 2017

Charles Manson got far better than he deserved

Jazz Shaw Nov 20, 2017 8:41 PM

In his own mind, he probably beat the system

Things aren’t looking up

Oct 2017

The terrestrial kind

Sep 2017

Be sure to tip the guards. And try the veal!

“the crime I committed is my rock bottom.”

“Weiner’s demonstrated history of professed, yet failed, reform make it difficult to rely on his present claim of self-awareness and transformation.”

Jun 2017

Why would we possibly want that?

Sends a bit of a message, don’t you think?

May 2017

Um… wasn’t he convicted of espionage?

You can just smell what’s coming next

Just the facts, folks

Apr 2017


Mar 2017

Your sentence is complete. Now get out of our country.

Feb 2017

The White House is taking too long to answer this question

Jan 2017

Several bridges too far

Nov 2016

“…they executed people once a week, which we were forced to watch.”


Oct 2016

There’s a difference between “locking somebody up” and prosecuting a suspect

Sep 2016

So John Hinckley is basically a free man

Jazz Shaw Sep 11, 2016 2:01 PM

Crazy or not, if you shoot the President and a bunch of other people, you should at least stay in jail

This is indeed a cry for help, but possibly not in the way Manning’s supporters portray it

Aug 2016

That’s not how this works

Justice Department to end use of private prisons

John Sexton Aug 18, 2016 1:21 PM

“they do not maintain the same level of safety and security.”

Leave those kids alone

This is why we can’t have nice things

What’s a little felony among friends?

Seems like old times

Jun 2016

Rep. Fattah found guilty of racketeering and fraud

John Sexton Jun 21, 2016 3:21 PM

“Fattah could face a lengthy prison term.”


May 2016
Apr 2016

“What I did was wrong and I regret it.”

When they came for the colander wearers…

Perhaps if we just made it legal… like The Purge

Mar 2016

You only wish I was making this stuff up

Jan 2016


Dec 2015

A new type of rent seeking

Nov 2015
Oct 2015

Prison pork prohibition pulled promptly

Jazz Shaw Oct 17, 2015 1:01 PM

Belly up

Sure, he robbed a bank, but dude… that’s pretty harsh

Jun 2015