Stock up on ammo
“subsequently charged with DWI, three counts of Hit and Run…”
Sometimes a cigar is …
Party like nobody’s watching
Good luck with that “bail reform”
A man of many callings
Taking it from the streets?
Eye no longer just in the sky
Better one than many
How’s that training going?
City of the wrong sort of brotherly love
Yeah, well who isn’t?
Imagine our surprise
“Police fired 1,458 rounds of tear gas…”
Because it’s New York
One ringer at a time
No harm, no foul
The party of mob rule
Is anyone listening?
It’s come to this
That was fast
All stick, no carrot
How have the Democrats overlooked this so far?
“We expect people to follow the law, and that’s certainly what I believe will happen.”
“Niiya won’t face any discipline…”
Good luck with that
Is this what the social justice warriors wanted?
“If true, it happened as he was being monitored by Palm Beach deputies in plainclothes.”
Deal or no deal?
“Listen, don’t put yourself in trouble. Seriously.”
Actual bad guy with a gun
“I thank God for these cops. They’re good people.”
Goodness knows we wouldn’t want them catching any criminals
Movin’ on out
Round up the usual celebrity suspects
Adjustments are being made.
And it’s not a comedy