Wrecker to Aisle 3
For a variety of reasons
“…the overall activity level, household activity and occupational activity has decreased in recent years.”
“See, they are quite controlling on behavioral change.”
It didn’t produce any positive results in the United States, but let’s give it a whirl across the pond, shall …
Oh, I just wish I was kidding
Fat acceptance movement
Here to help.
“The reality is we all need a bit of nannying about us.”
Am I right, or am I right?
It’s really too magnanimous of them. No, really.
Send in the NGOs
But don’t worry, it’s for green jobs!
“The average person cannot maintain a healthy weight in this obesity-promoting environment.”
Right. So why is it?
“Kids ruling the streets like it was a party.”
That’s a Bozo no-no
“They are not out-of-towners. We know who they are.”