It’s not just for The Simpsons
You’ll never guess what they’re burning now
Billions of dollars down the memory hole
“We’re moving to a point where a major attack like this is very, very possible.”
So you’re going with the windmills I see…
“…the highest since the triple core meltdown in March 2011”
Shut out the lights. Literally
Turn out the lights
Don’t worry, Bernie. We have some extra candles
“…like giving a machine gun to an idiot child.”
He’s like an older, less coherent Bill Nye
We’re from the government and we’re here to help
That’s something, I suppose.
Back in November, along with diluting their stockpiles, not installing any new centrifuges, and succumbing to more transparent international review, …
Last week, the White House — in seeking to reassure the bipartisan group of senators still gunning for, at the …
WH to lawmakers: Give peace a chance?
Hug it out.
With moderate confidence.
Health risks overstated?
“We are not looking for war.”
“At the end of the day, the president wants to bring our troops home.”
“Aren’t you also angry at Smollett for making a false accusation?”