“This is a Great Dane-sized whiz down the leg of every taxpayer in America.”
“…that’s the advice everybody gives”
Success has a thousand paternity suits.
“100 percent chance that we’ll see more rejection of Pelosi from [Democratic] candidates going forward.”
Collector of mansions hates talking money
Even with a new map in Pennsylvania?
“This isn’t a problem yet for Democrats, but the movement isn’t a positive one.”
Local GOP responds
“I feel very good about Republicans.”
“Working out this deal and then saying she’s not going to vote for it? Come on. She was at the table.”
Schumer: Deal will “consign the arbitrary and pointless sequester caps to the ashbin of history.”
“Pelosi has to answer to angry members of her base, and try to placate them…”
Looking out for the little guys with the smaller mansions
“A dollar fifty is a dollar fifty.”
“There is a sharp and alarming disconnect between the descriptions of Pelosi and…the actual document.”
“I have heard time and again that the middle class is getting crumbs, but I’ll take it!”
“We’ll see what he tweets at 5 o’clock in the morning when his Adderall wears off.”
“I can understand why they want it all released, Congresswoman…”
“Not being Obama” didn’t work out all that well
“They want the ransom for these children to be $25 billion dollars for a wall…”
Can Democrats hear you now?
Burning down the House.
Grasping at crumbs?
Not crummy at all, Rep. Pelosi
“We want to have a DACA compromise.”
Maybe a bit too quiet.
“I’m always moving. I’m moving in both directions.”
“I like the sound of that.”
“Several provisions in the House-passed overhaul appear to violate the procedural rules of the Senate…”
“The Committee is aware of public allegations that Representative Ruben Kihuen may have engaged in sexual harassment.”