This is what the new “unity” looks like
Double standards.
McConnell: “a hardwired partisan slant would never be legitimate in the eyes of the American people.”
Are. Are not. Are too. Are not.
“It is not a budget item. And it shouldn’t be in there.”
Bonus: Hillary Clinton says abortion rights must be preserved for “our grandchildren”.
Priorities.
Omen?
Life imitates Burn After Reading?
“Shoot the moon” >>> “bet the farm.”
Attainders.
Concession?
“This morning, I spoke to the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs…”
It’s not the heckler’s veto
Authentic Beltway gibberish.
Condescension.
Graham: How about trading it for repealing Section 230?
Sounds … familiar.
Yet another inconvenient truth
4 pm ET with Duane “Generalissimo” Patterson! (not pictured above)
Capitulation?
Déjà vu: “We’re not leaving until we finish this package.”
Nuclear.
“It’s people stealing consumables and items associated with children and babies.”
Unstoppable
Stay classy.
“… should be used as the basis for immediate bipartisan, bicameral negotiations”?
Plus: a shot at Pelosi? “We stick so long with the same old folks…”
But no direct relief payments? Come on, man.
It’s on.
“People bought into Joe Biden to stop the insanity in the White House. They did not suddenly become Democrats.”
Will Pelosi hand it to Brindisi anyway?
Didn’t we finally drive a stake in this vampire already?
Talks restarted on relief bill?
Fiddling around.
And so are the other octagenarians.
“I think I’d peg the odds as pretty low.”
Don’t poach from our caucus, Joe!
Pressure ramps up on Pelosi and McConnell?
Guess how much impact the election had on Phase 4 COVID relief negotiations?
Through the lens of stimulus …
Have fun storming the midterm castle!
Politico: Election gave GOP ‘a decade of power.’
Monty Hall, please pick up the red emergency phone.
Trending
“the assumption should be that the vast majority of claimants have legitimate claims to what they are owed”
Dispute over a mask
Back to the drawing board