“You are creating the B-roll film that will be used in ads nationally to help Donald Trump…”
“It’s like stop and frisk meets Guantanamo Bay.”
Not so fast on those reforms
Mayor of craphole city under pressure to go
Horses, barn doors, etc.
Whoa there, big fella!
Governance by mob rule is not an option
Couldn’t have been during all those marches, could it? Naw…
Gangbangers and opportunists
Chickens coming home to roost
Is it ever really over, though? In Baltimore?
Is Snake Plisken available?
“Go home, Jacob, go home!”
You’ve got to be kidding
White people are the worst, says white woman
Don’t attack police vehicles. They don’t always stop
“You are disgracing this city, you disgracing the life of George Floyd…”
Different year, same crooks
Take it easy there, slick
What could go wrong?
For the obvious reason
Shame on her?
Ratting out your friends for fun and profit
What could possibly go wrong?
Shut ‘er down
A swift housecleaning is called for
This should work out wonderfully
On second thought, this is Baltimore. You’ll probably totally believe it
Hard time? Probably not.
Prepare for more backpedaling and apologies
“This ain’t over, Mr. Mayor”
Out of compliance
Here we go again
So much for that
Taking the next bus out of town
Long time coming
My bad, guys
That should fix everything
“We must consider revenue generation.”
Unusual times call for unusual measures.