Maybe not as crazy as it sounds
This should solve everything
“Turning his back” on the cops
What? You don’t like being famous?
And yet your story explains nothing
The “goods” in this case being his emails
We wouldn’t want to offend any of the gang members now, would we?
“I don’t want to know about it”
Hey, we let ICE catch a few of them, you know
And rightly so
That’s not how any of this works
Funny how that works
“She agreed to reimburse the city $11,000…”
Was he making it up… to make himself look guilty?
Spot a problem? Invent a new tax or fee to solve it
I imagine the op-eds would be a lot nicer…
Breaking old records
No, it’s not because he’s doing a bang-up job
If at first you don’t succeed…
Ah, good times…
To defeat the enemy you must first name him
Evacuate or shelter in place?
“The events on August 12 have raised serious questions about the City’s handling of security, communications, and governance.”
Don’t let this one go off the rails, please
What could possibly go wrong?
Rahm to the rescue?
The ruins of ancient Detroit.
Good thing this guy isn’t running for another term, eh?
On the job
Meets the definition of a “city purpose”
Failure to protect the city
Unsafe at any speed
Not walking the walk, but riding a mighty fine ride
Does he realize people record the things he says?
“MSM is working hard to sell it!”
You’re going to need a better answer
“The constitution doesn’t protect hate speech” (Um… have you read it?)
You realize that harboring is a crime, right?
Things are really looking up for the election, eh Bill?
Because that’s worked so well for everyone else
Break out the popcorn
Weren’t we supposed to be creating more jobs, not less?