This is my shocked face
And then they REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED
Bonus: a new pseudonymous email account is revealed
“the Judiciary Committee is examining the circumstances surrounding the removal of James Comey.”
“…the attorney general was essentially in the tank for Secretary Clinton.”
But lied about assurances of not being under investigation.
“Welcome to The Apprentice, Nuclear Edition.”
Big deal or nothingburger?
“I guess you’re the Federal Bureau of Matters now.”
“We have done this before; we can do this again.”
“The City received over 30,000 complaints of police misconduct…but fewer than 2% were sustained.”
VW hit with largest automaker penalty in history.
“Had the issue with Loretta Lynch on the tarmac not happened, things would be different. People forget that.”
“Oh, God … Anthony Weiner.”
Let’s not be too hard on the arsonists’ free speech, eh?
Plus, do Abedin e-mails show pay-for-play?
Yeah… that must be the problem
Crack the whip
“…the lack of clarity on this issue is pretty stunning.”
“I received and accepted their unanimous recommendation…”
“After Clinton got off, they were like, ‘that wasn’t good.’”
“I am disappointed that she declined to do so.”
“I certainly wouldn’t do it again…”
You don’t say
If it was an innocent meeting, why no pictures?
Axelrod: “Foolish to create such optics.”
That’s one heck of coincidence
“…it makes no sense to me why they wouldn’t approve this.”
Ham handed at best
“Do not be a thrill seeker or risk your life for senseless photos or videos.”
Supreme court smack-down
“I can’t take it!”