“…in the past three years, something about comedy has shifted.”
“We’ve never failed to address this issue.”
“Shameful, it’s an embarrassment to the country and a stain on this institution.”
“I think the journalists have taken it personally. They are personally wounded and offended by this man.”
“So you’re saying…”
The other great white north
“…a baby’s temperament and hands.”
A wonderful debate that nobody saw
… into a ditch
Oh yeah, baby. Or maybe not
“For God sake’s, Donald Trump’s probably got more hidden than that in his hair!”
Clown nose off.
End of the road
To the very end.
Spread some sunshine
“Is there a rule ambassadors can’t have set foot in the countries they are going to ambassador?”
Take care of our heroes
“What do you mean you don’t know?”
“As if the Charmin bear just found out what people actually do with this toilet paper.”
“Ron Popeil kept on selling!”
“Then I think, well, maybe she’s just lying to me.”
We need media rumor control.
A finger on the pulse?
Milbank: President Passerby.
“I didn’t realize apologies were sufficient in IRS-related issues.”
“Obviously neither he nor his staff did even five minutes of looking at the financial blogs.”
“Good one, Costanza.”
“I used to think the pauses — he was just trying to think of smaller words for the little brains to figure out what he was saying.”
“That thing’s just like The Ring – three days after you watch it, embassies just burst into flames.”
“I would never call a redneck a name.”
Here we go again