“Well, you are decrying bigotry. Louis Farrakhan is a pretty clear bigot.”
“The world has changed in just the last year.”
Perhaps you never asked?
“But you didn’t have reservations about John Brennan. You voted for John Brennan.”
But not really
“I did not leak the dossier.”
And guess who will be hosting it
“If you go to work tomorrow and your bosses are Jews, don’t tell them where you’ve been.”
It never made any sense
The Sheriff is suffering from a lot of memory loss all of a sudden
Somebody doctored an email… but who?
“…not one of them had gone into the school.”
He showed up.
“I think I’ve wasted enough of my viewers’ time.”
Ho ho ho hum
Blaming others for your own downfall
“Your behavior is causing great concern among the majority of the American people.”
“Then he got hit.”
“This president doesn’t have a credibility gap. He has a credibility chasm.”
“I just want to be part of the news.”
“I didn’t know you were the spokesperson for Mitt Romney.”
“We’re in the business of sussing out what is true and what is false.”
How about … Keith Ellison?
What took this long?
“…you should be ashamed to have written it after I told you what happened.”
“I condemn it in no uncertain terms, it’s awful.”
“I’m glad you asked this question.”
It’s not the cough, it’s the cover-up.
They can’t understand why anybody would ever question their ethics or their integrity.