“We came, we saw, he died!”
“I truly believe that the times have found us to save our democracy.”
“Maybe we’re held to a different standard.”
She who must not be named.
“The hearing the other day was an inflection point.”
The new rules du jour are …
All about the primary
“But her language is slippery.”
So how would you have handled it?
“I got exactly what I wanted.”
“You’re perfectly entitled to your own opinions — not your own facts.”
“…he’s using the study in a way that doesn’t provide the full context of the study.”
“No matter the cost.”
“Well, you are decrying bigotry. Louis Farrakhan is a pretty clear bigot.”
“The world has changed in just the last year.”
Perhaps you never asked?
“But you didn’t have reservations about John Brennan. You voted for John Brennan.”
But not really
“I did not leak the dossier.”
When fiction crashes into the swamp of D.C.
And guess who will be hosting it
“If you go to work tomorrow and your bosses are Jews, don’t tell them where you’ve been.”
It never made any sense
The Sheriff is suffering from a lot of memory loss all of a sudden
Somebody doctored an email… but who?
“…not one of them had gone into the school.”
He showed up.
“I think I’ve wasted enough of my viewers’ time.”
Ho ho ho hum
Blaming others for your own downfall
“Hey, Jake, maybe that’s why you have low ratings. Tell your audience.”
“Socialism, Medicare for all … versus returning it all to the states?”
“Your behavior is causing great concern among the majority of the American people.”
“Then he got hit.”
“This president doesn’t have a credibility gap. He has a credibility chasm.”
“Primarily face-saving devices.”
“I cannot conduct diplomacy on behalf of the whole of the U.S. government…”
Not kids. Not harmless. Not “a job”