“Any guy that talked that way was usually the fattest, ugliest S.O.B. in the room.”
“The classroom should never be a place where students feel that they are picked at, bullied, intimidated.”
A bit of sanity prevails
“…the male had been researching information and expressing interest in ISIS”
Let’s just ban everything
“These students are smart enough to see enough what goes on…”
“Five arrests were made, including charges of battery on an officer…”
“…he stood by his words and tried to say what he really meant.”
And several other sports as well
Getting a bit oppressive, aren’t we?
“I quickly asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else and she anxiously nodded yes and we ate Mexican.”
“Generally speaking, just because someone disagrees with you doesn’t make them crazy or evil.”
Three guesses and the first two don’t count
Not from The Onion
“There was no club at a Jesuit school about young fascists.”
“Mohamed has been utterly crushed by the Texas anti-SLAPP statute.”
“I wish we were in high school — I could take him behind the gym. That’s what I wish.”
“We regret that the discussion was poorly handled.”
“The once envied school system is in chaos.”
“… stated that he should have handled the referee himself.”
“He told us, and I quote: ‘You need to hit the ref … he needs to pay the price.'”
Come down to Crazy Eddie’s diplomas. We’re giving ’em away!
We declared our independence from Great Britain …. in 1907?!
Rigging the numbers