Florida Woman exits stage left
Throwing in the towel
“If we had three or four more hours, we might have made the time.”
Working hard in Palm Beach, or hardly working?
“He trusts her.”
Make that federal cases.
“This is crazy!” No … THIS. IS. FLORIDA!
“She should be encouraged to resign at this point.”
Bay County Blues too?
Reliability and scale.
“Denial. Not a citizen”
Plus: Scott files lawsuits against Snipes, Broward over illegal ballot counts.
A fine kettle of fish
Here we go again
We’re not laughing, even if Marx is.
Outrage over pointing out the outrageous
“Brenda Snipes, Broward’s supervisor of elections, was in violation of Florida public records laws…”
“The recounts will be nationally watched … [we’re] under a microscope.”
Keeping us hanging, Chad?
Place your bets.
“At my age, why wouldn’t you conserve your resources…?”
DeSantis … not so much.
You’re kidding, right? Wait… he’s not kidding.
“When I won the presidency, at least my side felt pretty good.”
“Remember our saying: modern-day fairy tales start with ‘once I am elected.’”
But Florida slipping away?
” … perhaps under campaign regs it should be in Ruth’s List’s name.”
Politico: Not so fast …
“The goal is obviously to use my candidacy as a way to reinforce, frankly, stereotypes about black men.”
“…did you pay for the ‘Hamilton’ ticket, or did the undercover FBI agent pay for the ‘Hamilton’ ticket?”
“There is nothing worse in this country than Barbara Lee.”