“I don’t want an attorney general who beats and abuses women!”
Radio silence from the DNC?
You’ll never guess why
On with the show
The natives are growing restless
The poor. The voiceless. The superdelegates
“I cannot vote for someone who is accused of domestic violence.”
Due process or don’t discuss?
“I’m going to blow the whistle on all of it.”
This should go over well. Fracking well, that is
Now you can’t even be seen literally playing ball with Republicans?
Still not a done deal
A modest proposal.
Only “pure” Democrats need apply
Well, most of you, anyway
“They have done everything they can to perpetuate the culture of violence that we have in our country…”
An e-mail scandal Democrats might care about?
“[Trump] keeps talking about jobs and the economy, and we talk about Russia.”
“This constituted an act of unprecedented treachery…”
Benefitted from Gov. Terry McAuliffe’s fundraising skills.
“Win hearts and minds.”
“…a new indictment could include unnamed American co-conspirators”
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Unless it’s digital, of course
“The non-disclosure of a material fact in an application for a FISA warrant…is a very big deal”
“Leak us one or more of your father’s tax returns.”
“The President told me I should talk to you.”
“Nobody cares what Donna Brazile has said in a book. Nobody.”
Pass the Jiffy Pop.
Donna Brazile is looking out for Donna Brazile
We’ve got the goods
“Perez isn’t tied to this. Why is he defending this?”
“Where is our Justice Department?”
“This was a laundering operation.”
“I think it was.”
Captain Louis Renault, or Sgt. Schultz?