Chuck Schumer
Feb 2019

The last train from Shutdownsville?

Jan 2019

“We’re talking.”

2:1 support for Dem plan to re-open gov’t.

“Maybe [Democrats] were celebrating the shutdown.”

“They don’t build walls because they hate the people on the outside but because they love the people on the inside.”

Still on the sidelines

“If you don’t compromise, then why isn’t the shutdown partially your responsibility as well?”

Dec 2018

Is there a compromise to be found on the wall?

Jazz Shaw Dec 24, 2018 8:31 AM

Lack of art of the deal

Government shutdowns are the new abnormal

Jazz Shaw Dec 23, 2018 9:31 AM

Bring out yer dead

Where’s the sweet slat, er, spot?

The man with the plan? If so, he’s not telling us.

“That is not happening now. At all.”

Situation normal – frozen

“This is an awful ruling.”

I wonder why

Colonel Jessup to the red emergency phone …


Nov 2018
Oct 2018

Down the drain?

There’s only one way to fix this problem. Beat them at the ballot box.”

Oh my: Cook moves NJ Senate race to toss-up

Ed Morrissey Oct 26, 2018 12:41 PM

Flop sweat?

You may be in the wrong party, Chuck

“He is mad as a mama wasp, and he is determined to get these nominations through.”

“The responsibility of a U.S. senator is to advise and consent not to substitute their judgment for that of the president of either party.”


Just pick a name, Chuck

Schumer: Did the White House interfere?

“This isn’t a story; it’s a page from the National Enquirer.”

Trump’s reworked NAFTA sure looks nifty, says …

Ed Morrissey Oct 02, 2018 8:41 PM

Trump: “Tremendous reviews.”

Sep 2018

“I feel like I’m playing 2nd trombone in the judiciary orchestra and Schumer is the conductor”

Curiouser and curiouser

Plus: Schumer wants the FBI involved.

Schumer: We’re going to surprise people in the Senate.

Salon: Fuhgeddaboudit — the fix is in on Kavanaugh

Ed Morrissey Sep 07, 2018 2:41 PM

Er … whose fix?

But then claims he “misheard the question?”

“That is not the leadership we need.”

Aug 2018

“It is unseemly for the president of the United States to be picking a Supreme Court justice who could soon be effectively a juror in a case involving the president himself.”

“I cannot recall a single interaction with Brett Kavanaugh about my judicial nomination.”

The “least transparent” in history? Cool story, bro.