“If recognized on the street, what will people’s first opinions be of me?”
Who knew he was involved with a hate group?
But what kind of meeting?
“There was absolutely someone watching over that child today.”
No lamb chops for you!
“In a world where #MeToo has finally given women the voice they deserve, the song has no place.”
Christmas is coming early
Just say, “No,” to politics over Christmas.
All we want for Christmas is anti-gravity technology
“IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?”
Is this the perfect example of the War on Christmas?
Melania’s favorite Christmas things
For once, a decent idea
No, not really.
“I suspect the president-elect’s definition of political correctness would be different than mine.”
Plus: Grinch or Robin Hood?
Not a Christmas movie?
The greatest gift.
Ho ho whoa.
“I just got tired of all the news of everybody having to be politically correct.”
“… imprisonment for up to three years.”
“Twas the night before the shutdown …
Please, the pleasure is all ours
So would everyone else
An end to all our yearning.
“My goodness, we should be leading the world.”
And you probably don’t need one either
Naughty or nice
Season of giving
This one may go to the top
“I believe that there’s more going on in the base than people know.”
Unspecified general and punitive damages