Give it a whirl, Jack
What a mess
A month late and a million dollars short
Don’t think she’s going to enjoy the joke
Lies and damned lies
Better several decades late than never I suppose
“The books might just be a shiny object. My guess is there’s something bigger.”
Hogan: “Mayor Pugh must resign.”
Who’s that knocking at my door?
Probably not, but they’ll look like they’re trying
Shocking, I know
But is she listening?
Why would she quit such a great gig?
Was any of her story ever true?
Are we “militarizing” private institutions or keeping them safe?
An investigation begins and another book disappears
This thing has sold more copies than the Bible.
But was it a “handshake” deal?
Don’t be the ranch on it
Flagrant grifting and a refusal to offer evidence
Hard to follow the money when there are no receipts
Seems like we’ve heard that line somewhere before
Reading is fundamentally crooked in this case
The gravy train has pulled into the station
Good work if you can get it
And all it took was another shooting. In a school.
But don’t spank the kids!
Still not getting the message
This isn’t panhandling. It’s extortion.
Maybe… at least “sort of”
Perhaps not quite as bad as 2017, but still…
Due process is shuffled to the side
“…had been ‘drinking heavily throughout the night.'”
And more places than that as well
Come and get ’em?
We keep putting the same people back out on the street
It’s not a “job” if nobody hired you
And in some cases it might help. In others? A slippery slope
And some other animals as well
Maybe not where you think
Shocking… to almost no one
Will they be getting any help? Maybe
Still no consensus
Like a shot in the dark… literally
Because of course they would
“I would certainly go to war over nuclear weapons.”
Sort of what we’re already doing, only more