Long time coming
Having solved all other problems…
Off the streets
Don’t say you weren’t warned
One ringer at a time
Is anyone listening?
Good luck with that
Gotta try something
Not one worth bragging about
Is this what the social justice warriors wanted?
But at least it’s worth a shot
Continuing to cripple the police
For Pete’s sake, people…
Must we dwell on the past?
“Baltimore city is definitely murderland.”
Sadly, not a story from the Onion
“…Mr. Presler’s presence in Baltimore reinforces the tired image of our failing urban cores.”
Slip of the lip
Cleaning up their act
“He should not come here while we are in mourning.”
This really isn’t a joking matter
“Really bad news!”
“Just a conman at work!”
“There are challenges, no doubt, but people are proud of their community.”
They’d better hope they can
Snitches get stitches
And if not, why?
Give it a whirl, Jack
What a mess
A month late and a million dollars short
Don’t think she’s going to enjoy the joke
Lies and damned lies
Better several decades late than never I suppose
“The books might just be a shiny object. My guess is there’s something bigger.”
Hogan: “Mayor Pugh must resign.”
Who’s that knocking at my door?
Probably not, but they’ll look like they’re trying
Shocking, I know
But is she listening?
Why would she quit such a great gig?
Was any of her story ever true?
Are we “militarizing” private institutions or keeping them safe?
“One donor gave the group $51,705,000…”
Misplacing the blame