Have you visited a shelter lately, by chance?
Putting the “me” back in crab meat
A disaster, metaphorically speaking.
“President Trump’s entire Administration is working tirelessly to bring these violent animals to justice.”
“Gladly, I’ll vote for him in 2020!”
“Horrible, horrible, disgusting people.”
He’s not phoning home, but maybe he could
You don’t need a support ostrich
State and local governments are allowed to hurt their own retailers
It’s a ruff election cycle
Slush fund or government solution?
I only wish I were joking
The same goes for your duck
A bridge too far?
In case your faith in humanity hasn’t been damaged enough
In the end, the internet ruins everything
How much sea level rise do we need to flood New York City?
What birds are you hanging around with?
Good news for Capone
Depends which state you live in currently
The timing is suspicious
End of an era
Gone but not forgotten
If not them, we have a shark and a dog you could try
Your tax dollars at work
I’m not sure the cat is down with this, lady
It’s to die for
How much is that doggy in the Superbowl commercial?
Can still wear pants and play an organ, however
Up in smoke. Literally.