No miniature horses or pigs either
No, this was not a waste of time
Already on the books in states.
Probably smarter than some people you know
He’s got his eye on you
Nobody is safe
When the genetic police come for your pooch
Probably unconstitutional, but so are lots of laws
Not everything is animal abuse
A pleasing idea, but still too much government
Safe and sound, but not around
This should work out well
Have you visited a shelter lately, by chance?
Putting the “me” back in crab meat
Showing his true stripes.
A disaster, metaphorically speaking.
“President Trump’s entire Administration is working tirelessly to bring these violent animals to justice.”
“Gladly, I’ll vote for him in 2020!”
“Horrible, horrible, disgusting people.”
He’s not phoning home, but maybe he could
You don’t need a support ostrich
State and local governments are allowed to hurt their own retailers
It’s a ruff election cycle
Slush fund or government solution?
I only wish I were joking
The same goes for your duck
A bridge too far?
Desperate times, desperate measures
In case your faith in humanity hasn’t been damaged enough
In the end, the internet ruins everything
How much sea level rise do we need to flood New York City?
What birds are you hanging around with?
Good news for Capone
Depends which state you live in currently
A separate crime, and a bad one
The timing is suspicious
End of an era
Gone but not forgotten
If not them, we have a shark and a dog you could try
Saying goodbye to a very old friend
Your tax dollars at work
I’m not sure the cat is down with this, lady
Enough of your malarkey, sir
Here we go again.